YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Brandy Maltese

 

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mother's side, your favorite candy)
Archibald Aero

 

YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
D'Car

 

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color)
Penguin Blue

 

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Albert Santa

 

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Car Hesbra

 

JEDI NAME (first three letters of your last name, first two of your first name, first two of your grandmother's maiden name, first three of the town you were born in)
Cardu Sesan

 

P0RN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
Al Root

 

Overall, I'm satisfied with all these names (except for "Brandy", I need more macho pets)